Ask me about my love life
Ask me about my Valentine's day
Ask me about my favorite color
Ask me about my allergies
Please ask me something!!!!
- police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
- me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
- police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
You know you’re a serious TV addict when you can relate to all 10 GIFs in this gallery! How many were you able to relate to?
All of them, oh my god..
*cough*Game of Thrones for last one*cough*
Me and books
story of my life…