May 2013
Reblog this for a pick up line in your ask box.
ameliamagnus:
theunfler:
she-dreamed-in-black-and-white:
behind-my-scars-are-stories:
behind-my-scars-are-stories:
Im bored.
i waSNT EXPECTING OVER 30.
yEAH THAT’S RIGHT, PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED.
PICK UP LINE HOUR IS NOW
Sure, why not? No-one ever does these things when I reblog them, but I might as well keep trying :P
egberts:
svvitzerland:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
“…and that’s my presentation.”
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
how to boys
boobbryar:
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
laugh-addict:
When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
“Also you are a fool to seek the kind of art you don’t like. You are a fool to...”
– Ezra Pound, “The Serious Artist” (via farewell-kingdom)
easterberry-test:
fartgallery:
tugboatproceedless:
fartgallery:
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I wish I had a boyfriend :-((((
I am here
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I wish I had a boyfriend :-((((
I am here
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I wish I had a boyfriend :-((((
I am here
Straw Feminist: reclusivesocialite: Hoechlin Homo:... →
reclusivesocialite:
Hoechlin Homo: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell…
legendofserket:
shaleimp:
drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day…
I was thinking about Crowley's '666' number
inthemysteryofyou:
nocasdatsgay:
and it occurred to me, Crowley has service in Hell. He has a number that is literally impossible.
Therefore, Hell must have it’s own network
then it occurred to me only demons can use this network. But how? Must be in their aura or blood or something.
I repeat, it’s probably something in their blood
Sam has demon blood.
Conclusion: Sam gets his wifi from...
australiansanta:
hepatitisbey:
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
trustmeimaniinja:
super-wholocked-in-221b:
in Swedish we don’t say “i love you”, we say “min älskare är en älg” which means “my heart will forever be yours” i think that’s beautiful
m33wlin:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
m33wlin:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
freshprinceofqueef:
i follow like three hundred people why is it always the same ten people on my dash?
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
familyfriendlyurl:
coolscar:
familyfriendlyurl:
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
